2025 asked a hard question of moviegoers: are we grading films on ambition, noise, or genuine storytelling craft? My countdown of last year’s least favorite theatrical releases isn’t about dunking for clicks; it’s about why certain movies failed to stick. Across franchise spin-offs, prestige darlings, and nostalgia remakes, a pattern emerges: films can shine in parts yet stumble on coherence, character logic, or cultural awareness. Hype and awards buzz don’t always mean resonance. When the first act of a lauded epic feels scattered or characters act against their beliefs, the audience senses the wobble. Engagement starts with trust, and trust begins with motivation that tracks.
The list’s middle makes a case for “fine” being the enemy of memorable. A slick first-date thriller entertains but evaporates on the walk to the parking lot. A new take on The Running Man hints at sharp political commentary yet never lands a decisive punch, raising more curiosity about the source era than the movie’s own voice. Snow White becomes a case study in culture war crossfire: miscasting debates, “woke” panic, and interview outrage overshadow a film whose main flaw is simpler... it’s just dull. Meanwhile, Wolf Man illustrates a classic horror sin: characters choosing “stupid” over “wrong,” puncturing tension faster than any silver bullet.
Action fatigue shows up in Ballerina, a spin-off that delivers choreography without consequence. The hit-counter keeps rising while stakes stay flat, proving how spectacle without story rarely lingers. The Phoenician Scheme, for all its crafted framing, reminds us that a signature aesthetic can’t substitute for emotional ignition; style needs a pulse. Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 caters to fans yet feels trapped by service over substance, with character choices that strain credibility and leave newcomers out in the cold. Fan love deserves more than Easter eggs. It deserves a story that breathes.
Sequels that pivot genres can thrive, but Megan 2.0 swerves without a compelling roadmap. Shifting away from horror could have unlocked a bold reinvention; instead, it fogs the franchise’s identity and saps tension. The biggest spark of debate arrives with The Roses, where toxic dynamics are played as comedy and reconciliation is treated as catharsis. Stories shape norms, even when exaggerated, and laughing at harm muddies the line between critique and glamorization. Remakes need translation for modern ethics; if the core is broken, a glossy update won’t fix it. Audiences aren’t asking for safe—they’re asking for honest, grounded, and worthy of their time.
Lluvia Reviews
Thursday, January 29, 2026
Top 10 Least Favorite Films of 2025
The Idea of You (2024)
I have a soft spot for romantic movies. I don't mind the cheese fest, if it's sweet and corny I'm here for it.
The most important part of a romance film is, of course, the romance. "The Idea of You" has a believable romance in Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine.
"The Idea of You" is based on a book by the same name and brings a romance we don't usually see on screen. Solene (Hathaway) is a forty year old woman. She has a 16 soon to be 17 year old daughter Izzy (Ella Rubin). She's divorced and content in her singleness.
This all changes when Solene has to join her daughter at Coachella after Izzy's father cancels as the chaperone at the last minute. Here she meets pop superstar Hayes Campbell (Galitzine) and the two begin a whirlwind despite their age gap.
The plot is predictable. However, Hathaway and Galitzine play off each other well. Their chemistry is believable and it's fun to see a romance where an older woman is with a younger man.
The romance between Hayes and Solene is sweet from the start. The film does get hot and heavy (but not overly so) as it goes on and you can't help, but root for these two. The supporting cast balances the two leads well, though Solene's ex Dan (Reid Scott) is a little too smarmy.
I also have to give credit to the filmmakers. As I said, the film isn't overtly graphic with the scenes. You don't see any nudity, but the passion between the characters still jump off the scene. The use of movement, choreography and lighting bring the scenes to life without being gross.
This isn't my favorite romance film by any means. Still, it is really cool to have an older woman be viewed as desirable by a younger man and have her pleasure featured.
Of course, Anne Hathaway is incredibly beautiful and attractive and it's easy to still see her as someone who is desirable. Still, age gaps are controversial and this provides the main conflict of the film.
As a mother more than a forty year old, Solene is expected to behave like one. She should be doting completely on her daughter and satisfied doing that as opposed to engaging in a romantic relationship with a hot popstar. It's fun to see a woman go after what she wants.
So many romances try to manufacture the romance with hot and heavy scenes. Others lean into the love no matter how ridiculous the situations may be. "The Idea of You" does the latter. The belief that women should stop embracing their sexuality once they become mothers is a message that is everywhere. The part that is unbelievable though is that Anne Hathaway is anything other than a hot woman who could get any man she wants.
"The Idea of You" is streaming on Amazon. I am two years to late in watching it, but it was on a list of recommended Valentine's Day movies and I wanted to check it out.
It's predictable and there other romance films out there. That being said, if you want nothing but love, romance and sex between an older woman and a younger man then this is the perfect film to fill that niche.
Tuesday, January 27, 2026
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
I want to preface this by saying, I have not seen any of the other films in the franchise. I've seen a snippet of one of the original films, but that's it.
I don't know who of any of the characters are. That being said, I thought the film was entertaining.
The Bone Temple explores something that I feel a lot of films and series have been exploring lately: humanity's evil. Humans suck and are inherently evil and Lord Jimmy Crystal (Jack O'Connell) is our example of this in The Bone Temple. The zombies are no longer the focus.
The film opens as Spike is made to become a Jimmy and join the cult. Jimmy Crystal believes he is the son of Satan and he and his Jimmies go around finding people to sacrifice. The infected do make an appearance, but they take a clear back seat to the cult and the evils they commit. This is just a reminder to me that I do not want to be alive if something like this ever happens.
We also have the story of Dr. Ian Kelson (Ralph Fiennes) who befriends Samson (Chi Parry-Lewis), the alpha of the infected. Fiennes is absolutely fantastic as he embraces the wild and wacky fully. Kelson begins discovering that there is a way to calm the virus and the psychosis that comes with it. Samson isn't cured by any means, but he can manage the symptoms and be almost as he was before.
As an introduction to the franchise, The Bone Temple was actually quite fun as it leaned into the absurdity of the situations. Yes, we are shown the evils of humanity, but there are reminders that life will always be absurd and that can bring joy in the most unexpected times. The beginning was gory and I don't handle gore well, but beyond that I was pleasantly surprised at the laughs and celebrations that came in this film.
Tuesday, December 2, 2025
Books vs. Movies: You Were Never Really Here
Stories about violence against children test the limits of what art should show and what it should withhold. You Were Never Really Here exists at that tense edge. Jonathan Ames’ lean novella sketches a traumatized fixer named Joe who kills to rescue trafficked girls, then erases his footprints so completely that witnesses doubt he was ever there. Lynne Ramsay’s film translates that premise into a somber, fractured mood piece anchored by Joaquin Phoenix. Both works avoid graphic depiction while refusing to soften the harm, and the distance between those choices becomes the central question: does restraint protect us, or does it make us complicit in looking away? The result is a rare case where medium isn’t just a container for plot, but the message itself.
The book opens with a quiet, procedural rhythm. Joe’s paranoia feels earned: burner calls through a Queens bodega, surveillance of a brownstone that hides a “playground” floor, and a methodical entry that solves problems with a hammer. Ames gives us just enough texture to feel how this underground economy operates without glamor. The most harrowing beat arrives when Joe interrupts an assault mid‑act; it’s brief, but the implication lands harder than any blow. The novella also clarifies two key mysteries the film leaves oblique: why the girl counts under her breath and why the title matters. She counts to measure endurance; Joe makes sure he’s “never really here” by design. Those clues ground Joe’s ethos and make the sparse prose feel precise rather than thin.
Ramsay’s film narrows the lens to sensation and aftermath. Phoenix plays Joe as a man whose body carries every memory like shrapnel; the camera stays close to his breathing and hands, cutting away from the worst violence and showing the silence that follows. Some changes heighten discomfort, like aging the girl down and renaming her Nina, while others push the thriller into myth: a governor replaces a senator as the rot at the top, a confession arrives from a dying man, and the girl’s final act turns her from victim to agent. Most striking is the suicide sequence by the lake, where Joe nearly follows his mother into the water before the image of Nina pulls him back. The film withholds explanations about counting and title, trusting mood over exposition, which can feel poetic or opaque depending on your tolerance for ambiguity.
Power operates differently in each medium. The book builds a chain from local fixers to political ambition, indicting a system where a father sells his daughter to gain office, then hires a rescuer to quiet his guilt. The film points higher, suggesting clean‑suited evil that performs its own death and controls the news. Both grapple with complicity: the delivery man, the silent neighbors, the voters who never ask where money comes from. And both rely on New York geography not as postcard, but as infrastructure—brownstones with secrets, watery borders, highways to Albany—mapping how exploitation moves along real streets. These choices echo the ethics of depiction: show the machine, not the spectacle.
Endings define memory. Ames ends on a knife’s edge: Joe kills the architect of harm and drives toward Pennsylvania to recover the girl, and we’re left suspended between hope and dread. Ramsay offers a fragile counter‑image: a diner table, a shocked man, a girl who says she’s okay, and a future that might exist if they keep walking. Neither lets us forget the cost. For me, the book wins by a hair. Its clarity about motive, counting, and title deepens character and stakes, and its procedural spine keeps tension high without the drag some viewers feel in the film’s reveries. Yet the film’s restraint and Phoenix’s bruised presence linger, proving that sometimes looking away is a deliberate, unsettling artistic choice rather than a failure to confront.
Wednesday, October 8, 2025
Books vs. Movies: Sandcastle vs. Old
The conversation opens with a clear framing: Sandcastle, the 2011 graphic novel by Pierre Oscar Lévy and artist Frederik Peeters, and its 2021 film adaptation Old by M. Night Shyamalan. Both works share the same nightmarish premise: three families, a couple, and a lone outsider arrive at a secluded beach and realize time is aggressively accelerated—aging them years in hours. From there, we start mapping how each medium handles mystery, explanation, and ethics. The book leans into ambiguity, sprinkling hints—like a watcher with binoculars and a hotelier’s son—then abandoning them to deepen unease. The film pulls those threads tight, turning the watcher into an organized observer and the hotel into a recruiting mechanism, fully paying off early cues. One path favors mood and dread; the other insists on coherence and causality. We found ourselves asking: when does supplying answers protect the story, and when does it puncture the spell?
Casting and character structure amplify those differences. The graphic novel keeps adults of similar ages and gives both main families a son and a daughter. The film reshuffles: Gael García Bernal’s family skews younger; Rufus Sewell’s character has a much younger wife, adding vanity and fragility to his arc. A refugee in the book becomes a rapper in the film (Mid-Sized Sedan), which shifts audience perception and dynamics among the group. These tweaks aren’t just cosmetic; they alter who drives action, who absorbs suspicion, and who evokes empathy as bodies change and stakes rise. We noticed how a single choice—like removing a brother in the film—simplifies relationships, avoids troubling implications, and narrows focus to the core philosophical question: what’s left of identity when time outruns memory and experience?
Ethical landmines surface around accelerated puberty and consent, and both versions handle them differently. The graphic novel includes explicit nudity and sexual encounters, including minors who age physically yet raise questions about mental development. The discomfort isn’t only visual; it’s conceptual. Are these minds still six, or aging at a slower cognitive rate than their bodies? The film limits depiction, avoids sexualizing minors, and suggests naivete in Alex Wolff’s portrayal that keeps the issue present without exploitation. This is where audience thresholds diverge: some appreciate the book’s unflinching horror; others find relief in the film’s restraint. The choice reveals each medium’s priorities: the book wants to disturb; the film curates shock to serve theme over transgression.
Time logic becomes the axis where adaptation either soars or stumbles. The film enforces the rules with precision: half an hour equals a year, decomposition accelerates, and a discovered corpse turns to bone across “seven years” of beach-time. That attention to systemic detail amplifies dread—nothing escapes the clock. The book, by contrast, is looser. Bodies don’t seem to decay at the same rate, and the closing image of the surviving child—now grown—clashes with the earlier math of 24 hours equaling roughly 48 years, potentially leaving the other once-children alive longer than depicted. The film’s rigor empowers its most devastating beat: a newborn can’t survive because one unattended minute equals roughly twelve days without care. The book’s final image, the grown child calling for “mama” with a baby’s mind, is bleaker poetry but strains the rule set it implies.
Then there’s the twist. The graphic novel toys with conspiratorial speculation in a throwaway line; the film commits. A lux resort funnels guests with specific illnesses to the beach, where a hidden team measures drug efficacy across compressed time. The watcher on the cliff becomes data collection; the hotel’s kindness becomes predation; the driver cameo is Shyamalan himself, a wink and a judgment. The twist re frames the horror as institutional—efficient, clinical, ethically bankrupt. Some listeners will find that satisfying because it connects the mystery to a real-world critique of pharmaceutical exploitation. Others will see it as over-explanation, trading the existential chill of unknown forces for a neat villain. Still, the film carries its logic through to an escape and exposure, while the book leaves us stranded with questions that echo long after the tide recedes.
We closed by weighing which version lands better. The graphic novel feels like a Twilight Zone fever dream—spare, suggestive, and unnerving. It risks offense with sexual content and loose rules but sticks the mood. The film, more engineered, turns stray clues into a system and retools uncomfortable beats, tightening ethics while widening scope. Your preference will probably track your appetite for ambiguity. If you want dread that lingers without answers, the book wins. If you crave clean rules, moral clarity, and a societal target to blame, the film makes the case. Either way, the beach works as a mirror: it distorts time.
Sunday, October 5, 2025
The Social Dilemma (2020)
“The Social Dilemma” brings up a lot of points about social media and the corporations that run them. Those corporations can all go eff themselves.
It reveals how social media is designed to get users addicted and keep them scrolling and this behind the scenes look is told to us by the people who used to work there and develop these things.
This documentary provides an interesting look at Big Tech. There is a dramatization that runs alongside the actual documentary and honestly that could have been left out.
So many experts are interviewed for this film and it is their insights and perspectives that keep things interesting. The family being dramatized alongside all the information provided bogs down the film.
\Vincent Kartheiser plays the algorithm seeking to keep two of the teens in the family hooked to their phones and more than the family dramatization, this is more cringe.
There was no need for this. There was no need for the family either, but it made more sense than the portrayal of the evil algorithm out to brainwash children.
The reality of what goes on behind the scenes of big tech is shocking enough. No need to try and hammer the point home even more.
The documentary shows how we reached a point of all time political divides in the country, how conspiracy theories are spread and the alarming rise of teen suicide and self esteem issues.
The film reminds us that we are the product being sold to big advertisers. The more we are online, the more money they make off of consumers.
We find out how exactly we are kept online and when we are doing other things, how they suck us back in so the scrolling cycle continues.
Some of the experts interviewed helped create some of the things that keep us engaged such as the "like" button. The creators intention was to spread positivity. He never imagined that the like button might cause issues with people obsessed with how many likes they get compared to others.
Many of these experts want change to happen. They are worried about where the division could lead us.
The end credits include ways to combat the perils of social media. They are easy tips that can be incorporated. Deleting apps, turning off notifications and not clicking on things that are recommended for you are just some of the easy ways to combat the issues presented in the film.
One Battle After Another (2025)
Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another takes a minute to get into. Which is an odd thing to say considering the film's action starts the moment it starts. Perfidia Beverly Hills (Teyana Taylor), her boyfriend Pat Calhoun (Leonardo DiCaprio) and others make up the French 75, a radical organization fighting for immigrant rights, abortion rights, and a slew of rights that you can think of.
By the time the credits stop rolling, Perfidia has betrayed the group, causing the deaths of several members and the need for Pat and his and Perfidia's daughter to go into hiding using aliases. Fast forward sixteen years and Charlene/Willa (Perfidia and Pat's daughter played by Chase Infiniti) is kidnapped as Steven Lockjaw (Sean Penn) tries to ensure his acceptance into the film's KKK coded group. It's a lot happening so fast and it took me awhile to get settled in, but once I locked in, I really enjoyed the film.
Inspired by Thomas Pynchon's novel "Vineland" this film is incredibly political. I'll keep my review short due to this, but I highly enjoyed it. This is Leonardo DiCaprio at his funniest. Part of the film was also shot in my hometown of El Paso, Texas and it was lovely seeing one of the big action scenes take place in downtown EP. So much love for my hometown.
The film was a fun and wild ride and while it took me awhile to get into it, once I did, I did not want it to end.





